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Votes Have Been Tallied
Today the votes have been officially counted and the word is in: the #1 surefire way for any woman to look cute and sexy is to go with slacks, a white button down shirt, and some sort of sweater--be that a sweater vest or your traditional long-sleeved garment. It's preferable that the slacks and sweater match, so stick to colors like black (bonus if the pants are pinstriped), gray, or navy. Perhaps even a khaki or cream color. Maybe pink. But there is no reason on Ala's Alabaster Earth for a person to own red or green slacks. That's like taking out a full blown ad in the paper and telling the world you have the fashion sense of an eighty year old.
Finishing a close second was old favorite Anything That Vaguely Resembles a School Girl Uniform. The only rule here is that the outfit can and should include a pleated skirt of some variety, though a regular old skirt might suffice if properly accessorized (knee socks). Also, it's totally acceptable to skip the skirt all together and go with a jumper.
Rounding out the top three was the staple one-two punch of Knee-Length Skirt and Hooker Boots. It's important to note that this is NOT to be confused with Short Skirt and Hooker Boots. If you are wearing a short skirt and hooker boots then there isn't much "cute and sexy" to your game--you're just downright whorish. Especially if you try to pull this one off at work. You might as well go ahead and wear it with a halter top and stuff your panties in your purse to save time, You Dirty Whore.
Finishing a close second was old favorite Anything That Vaguely Resembles a School Girl Uniform. The only rule here is that the outfit can and should include a pleated skirt of some variety, though a regular old skirt might suffice if properly accessorized (knee socks). Also, it's totally acceptable to skip the skirt all together and go with a jumper.
Rounding out the top three was the staple one-two punch of Knee-Length Skirt and Hooker Boots. It's important to note that this is NOT to be confused with Short Skirt and Hooker Boots. If you are wearing a short skirt and hooker boots then there isn't much "cute and sexy" to your game--you're just downright whorish. Especially if you try to pull this one off at work. You might as well go ahead and wear it with a halter top and stuff your panties in your purse to save time, You Dirty Whore.
