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New England Kind of Sucks
Man, I wish I lived in Maine, a state obviously in the grips of Libertarians or something, seeing as they have banned distribution of a beer because the label features Santa Clause drinking. I think it's called Santa Butt Porter or something like that. Actually, I know that's wrong, but it's in that spirt.
Sometimes I hate people. Is there really a problem with Santa drinking a cold one? I assume there's some argument about The Children--oh think about The Children. But, really, shouldn't you be keeping your children away from the beer display? I'm assuming this is a premium microbrew, so it's not likely to be sold at the local Piggly Wiggly--you'd have to go to a Fine Beer Selling Establishment to witness Mr. Clause properly preparing for a night of wassailing.
On some level I could understand when they got rid of Joe Camel, even though he was kind of cool. But this seems ludicrous.
Sometimes I hate people. Is there really a problem with Santa drinking a cold one? I assume there's some argument about The Children--oh think about The Children. But, really, shouldn't you be keeping your children away from the beer display? I'm assuming this is a premium microbrew, so it's not likely to be sold at the local Piggly Wiggly--you'd have to go to a Fine Beer Selling Establishment to witness Mr. Clause properly preparing for a night of wassailing.
On some level I could understand when they got rid of Joe Camel, even though he was kind of cool. But this seems ludicrous.
